So I’m half way into my 3rd month of Summer.. and guys, I am bored stupid. Not to mention broke. What do they expect jobless (and who can’t get a job) students to do, is it wrong I’m actually looking forward to getting back to university? Although I’m pretty sure my liver isn’t. 

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

- The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via alittlebitofginger)


I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via alittlebitofginger)


Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

(via alittlebitofginger)

teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy